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A site to read and share poetry of all kinds...but mostly dumb kinds.
Submissions from Readers
Joys of Home Ownership
One great joy of home ownership
is that you get to pee in your own sink
And sometimes
it smells like popcorn
-tracydanger
Overkill
jake likes to eat spaghetti.
one day jake's mom cooks spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
surprisingly, jake neglects to thank his mom for this kind gesture and even flushes her cosmetics down the toilet to show his disapproval.
apparently, jake is allergic to italy.
but you've gotta admit- explosive diarrhea can be fun.
-JuanPett
GNOME NOD
"Winkin', Blinkin' and Nod." Such jovial names for gnomes, but not if YOU
are the one suffering with narcolepsy.
Then it becomes cruel, spiteful, narcophobic, and down-right mean.
That's probably why our bus driver, ole "Sleepy-head Ferguson" hates
the names of those three dwarfs so much.
-Oompa
One great joy of home ownership
is that you get to pee in your own sink
And sometimes
it smells like popcorn
-tracydanger
Overkill
jake likes to eat spaghetti.
one day jake's mom cooks spaghetti for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
surprisingly, jake neglects to thank his mom for this kind gesture and even flushes her cosmetics down the toilet to show his disapproval.
apparently, jake is allergic to italy.
but you've gotta admit- explosive diarrhea can be fun.
-JuanPett
GNOME NOD
"Winkin', Blinkin' and Nod." Such jovial names for gnomes, but not if YOU
are the one suffering with narcolepsy.
Then it becomes cruel, spiteful, narcophobic, and down-right mean.
That's probably why our bus driver, ole "Sleepy-head Ferguson" hates
the names of those three dwarfs so much.
-Oompa
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