11/14/08

Behind Kevin's Back

I love this one...

Behind Kevin's Back

Mommy walked in, only to find Kevin sticking something in his mouth...
“What do you have there Kevin?” She asked as Kevin quickly put his hands behind his back.
“Nothing.” Kevin said coughing.
“Kevin,” Mommy asked “Do you have some drugs or alcohol behind your back? That is bad. You are big trouble mister!”
As Mommy approached Kevin she noticed a white substance around Kevin’s mouth.
“Kevin, are you drooling?” she said.
Mommy grabbed Kevin by the arm and pulled it out from behind his back.
“Are those spider webs!?!?!?” Mommy yelled.
Kevin coughed and said “Yep.”
For a split second, Mommy wished that she had caught Kevin with drugs.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

good to see you are still alive and good to see you are still pumping out pomes. please please though remove my last name from your earlier post. it just doesn't look good to my boss. shoot me an email sometime at cyarianatgmaildotcom.

Levi, Lucas & Logan said...

Done. Dude, thanks for hollering at your boy!