Autograph
A famous rock star asked me "Where would you like my autograph?"
"Right here on my butt! Your music is crap!" I said, pulling down my pants.
Then he jammed a glossy 8x10 photo, a Sharpie, and 3 backstage passes up my bottom.
I winced as he said "Enjoy."
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1 comment:
why no picture for this pome or the silverware suit? I'd like visuals for these.
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