Training Wheels

This was request by some mysterious 'poster' going by the moniker of "Scriventhorpe"...I'm not sure who the heck this unknown moron is, but I'm assuming it's either A) My brother or B) Josh...mainly because those are the only 2 people I could think of that have ever read this one. Regardless, its a good one. SO... fresh from the request line, I give you, said, 'Training Wheels'.


Training Wheels
Alright, its time to take them off.
Dad, will you stand in front of the mailbox?
Sure.
Off go the training wheels,
Off goes Little Joey,
Headed straight for dad…
Headed straight for the mailbox.
As he approaches dad,
Dad jumps out of the way and Little Joey slams into the mailbox,
Cutting his lip, skinning his knees and shattering the mailbox into pieces.
As dad helps Little Joey up, tears running down his little face, dad says “Son, first of all that’s not our mailbox. You’re going to have to explain what happened to the owners. Secondly, what you just did may be considered a felony; yet you’ve got to learn to accept your punishment even if that means jail time. And thirdly, you just pedaled 50 feet on your own…Im dang proud of you.”