10/30/08

I Dare You...

The first time this one was read aloud, a bunch of us literally laughed for about 15 minutes. It is completely and utterly, dumb and gross...yet so funny that I hurt from laughing every time I read it. It's best if read very slowly, soaking in one line at a time.

I dare you…

I dare you to back talk Mad Jack,
I dare you to touch that chainsaw,
I dare you to slap the turtle,
I dare you to drink Brett’s pee.

2 comments:

Tracy said...

I dare you to run across these medium sized boulders with your tongue sticking out.

Levi, Lucas & Logan said...

what a perfect, pointless, addition! You are a genius.