Duck Pants

They’re soft.
They’re feathery.
They have a beak.
They have webbed feet and a zipper.
They are mallard.
Jim is walking through the mall,
He sees Suzzy.
Suzzy comes up and asks, “Jim, are those new duck pants?”
Jim smiles,
Then he looks at Suzzy, dead serious, and says,
“Nope, they’re just regular pants.”
Lying is funny.