Dead Dog

This is a more recent one and actually one of my personal favs...not many of them do I actually laugh out loud at, but this one gets me nearly every time...for some strange, dumb, meaningless reason.

Dead Dog
Brad looked at me, fighting back a tear,
“Your dog just got hit by a car.” He said.
“Awww!” I replied, “Which one?”
“Flippy.” He said.
I replied, “That’s alright, I have a thousand dogs.”